June 2012
ambedo
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. a kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life, a mood whose only known cure is the vuvuzela.
The person I reblogged this from has a big dick.
May 2012
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shark week: the musical
shmegel:
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
awky-cocky:
justnithya:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was...
You know what else is more worse than slow...
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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When you're caught doing something really...
lolzpicx:
On the outside you’re like:
But on the inside you’re like:
